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What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip off.
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
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Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats
What do u call a depressed group of kids
Suicide squad
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?
Matt
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
