What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
