how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
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What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
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What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
