DoS jokes
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Memes
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.