DoS jokes
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Memes
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?