DoS jokes
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Memes
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!