What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
DoS Jokes
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
