DoS

DoS jokes

Woman

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

Twin Towers

Just do it.

Skyscraper

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Swearing

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Incest

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.