DoS jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.