What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
guys should i do it? you know what i mean.
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
