DoS jokes
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.