Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
