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What do you call a Trump Supporter?

A piece of $hit!

person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can

me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏

person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube

How do rappers make their money?

By dropping dimes.

What do you call it when Panera bread decapitates someone Panera behead

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera bread Panera misled

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when Panera bread commits genocide Panera bloodshed

What do you call it when Panera bread goes goes to space Good question

One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."