Door jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

When is a door not a door?