Door

Door Jokes

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?

It won't be long now...

What did the window say to the door?

What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the panes!

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Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night I did not have time today I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner I

this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture