Door jokes

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.

What do you call a door? A floor.