Door jokes

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Fix the door, it's broken!

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What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

What do you call a eatable door?

- Coriander 😂

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?

The peanut butler.

What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

----> [] get in the door.

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.