Door jokes
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
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Memes
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
What do you call a room with no doors?
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call a door? A floor.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.