Door jokes
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
When is a door not a door?
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What do you call a door? A floor.