What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
What do you call a door? A floor
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
What do you call a room with no doors?
When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
What's the difference between an orange? A hippopotamus riding a four-doored motorcycle
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
----> [] get in the door
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
How do you get into hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
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Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"
Knock knock Who’s there ? Anita Anita who ? Anita poo let me in
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby
