Door jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call a door? A floor.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.