Door jokes

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

What do you call a room with no doors?

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

----> [] get in the door.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

When is a door not a door?

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!