Door jokes
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Memes
What do you call a room with no doors?
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
----> [] get in the door.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!