Door jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
----> [] get in the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"