Door jokes
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
----> [] get in the door.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!