Door jokes

When is a door not a door?

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

What do you call a room with no doors?

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

----> [] get in the door.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.