Dumbbell jokes
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Dumbbell Door
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Total gym.
Arms.
Fat Lever.
Doin (DYM 45)
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
