Dumbbell jokes

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.

The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!