Dumbbell jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Memes
Dumbbell Door
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
