A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Door Jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
