Dont jokes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.