Dont jokes
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
🤡🤡
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"