Dont jokes
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
HOLD UP
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."