Dont jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I don't know what to say.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!