Dont jokes
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.