Dont jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."