Dont jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)