Dont jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.