Dont jokes

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?

God chose Plan B.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Don't crack this joke up!

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."