Dont jokes
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
I don't have time to write this joke.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."