Dont jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.