Dont jokes
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!