Dont jokes

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!