Dont jokes
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.