Dont jokes
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.