Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphan's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is that orphans don't have dads, and "dad jokes" are jokes that dads usually tell. So orphans can't get "dad jokes" because they don't have a dad, duh! And based on my calculations (I aced math in bear school) there's about 140 million orphans worldwide. Don't become one of them!