Orphan Tag

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. The joke is that orphans don't play tag because tag involves someone catching you, and orphans, well, they don't have parents to catch them, get it? It's funny because it's sad, and you're probably laughing because you have the emotional depth of a puddle. Also, did you know bears eat about 40,000 calories a day to survive the winter? You probably eat that much in processed snacks.