What is a dog 🐶 that does not walk? A magic dog
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
What time do you think 🤔 dogs 🐶 are not happy 😆? Bulldogs
About a dog
Who thinks that dogs 🐕 bark to munch
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
