"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
knock knock whos there ken ken who ken you walk the dog for me?
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
