Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout , DOWN SYNDROME!
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
i pushed a dog into a fire and said "hot dog"
