I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
Like if your bestfriend has a dog