Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What has a magic car 🚙? A magic dog 🐶
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
why did the dog cause the fight
because it was a bulldog
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
I love ❤️ dogs
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
I NAMED MY DOG J AND everyone thought I SAID JAM
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
