I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
i called my dog j thaey said jone
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
My crush: OMG my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness I am so sorry I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well I have a dog
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
