What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘
what do you call dog that's faced backwards a god
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
Who thinks that dogs 🐕 bark to munch
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
I had to get my dog 🐶 is it a tree 🌲 was your time and I had fun today after dinner 🍴 I had
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
i hate it when i accidentally eat out my dog lol
There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)
Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads
