What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Dog Jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
