A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I named my dog stone so that i can say to people that i throw stone everyday.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle
why was the dog soo stressed out? It had a ruff day.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
