Why did elsa dog ran away Because she let it go
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
What is a dog š that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog š¶
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled
Why canāt an orphan have a dog it always runs away
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Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
Iāve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. Iām not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
