Dog jokes
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Dog.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.