What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
black dog is gay
đ¤ đ đ What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE".
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog
Did you adopt your dog?
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you donât believe in dog
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
A farmer had a donkey and a dog one night he was getting robbed by a thief the donkey told the dog to bark but dog refused so the donkey brayed very loudly that the thief rin out of the house and the farmer beated up the donkey
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop stratching.
What da dog doin
Why do Dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD
Aliana so fat she can't fit throw a hola hop.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?" "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist so I mounted up and screwed her senseless." "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?" "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."