Dog jokes
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Dog.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.