What do you call a dog wearing a beret? Smeargle!
My dog got stuck in my ass, help
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What did the bounty hunter call his favourite dog. His bobba pet
a dog meets a cat. the cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site no cap
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?" His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes." The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?" "His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking." The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister." The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father." "No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
What do dogs eat? Dog food
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like Iβm ganna see itβs name and where it lives so I did then...itβs name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
black dog is gay
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
Did you adopt your dog?
