What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do dogs eat? Dog food
My dog died
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Black dog is gay.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
