Dog jokes
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Dog.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!