Dog

Dog jokes

Magic Trick

    • I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

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    • Idiot

    • Dogs say woof.

    Cows say moo.

    Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

    Comment

    • What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

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    • Comment

    • What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

    Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

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    • Friend

    • Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

    Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

    Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

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    • Spot

    • If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

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    • God

    • God creates dog.

    God: "You are man's best friend."

    Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

    God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

    Dog: "....."

    God: "And chocolate kills you!"

    Dog: "🐶"

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