What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
What do you call a dog in China? E10
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
