Doesnt jokes
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.