Doesnt jokes
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.