Doesnt jokes
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.