Doesnt jokes
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)