Doesnt jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?