Doesnt jokes
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.