Doesnt jokes
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.