Doesnt jokes
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.