When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall-----Depends on how hard you throw them
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
