DOE jokes

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?

A blue Winston.

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

'Cause he Neverlands.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.