What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
