How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Police: Where Do You Live? Blonde: With My Parents Police: Where Does Your Parents Live? Blonde: With Me Police: Where Do You All Live? Blonde: Together Police: Where Is Your House? Blonde: Next To My Neighbors House Police: Where Is Your Neighbors House? Blonde: If I Tell You, You Won't Believe Me. Police: Tell Me. Blonde: Next To My House.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.