DOE jokes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.