DOE jokes
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?