what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What does a house wear? a-dress
What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a cow watch
Moootube
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.
Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
