DOE Jokes

Baby

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

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  • Orphan

    How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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  • Bible

    What do the initials BIBLE stand for?

    Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

    Programmer

    How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

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  • Penis

    What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."

    Orphan

    What school subject does an orphan love?

    PE because they actually get picked.

    Blonde

    How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.

    Peadophile

    How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

    Math

    What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.