DOE jokes
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!