what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew