DOE Jokes

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.