DOE jokes

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

What do the initials UAW stand for?

United Awesome Whores.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.