DOE jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!