DOE jokes
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.