DOE jokes
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped