DOE jokes
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.