DOE jokes
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."