DOE jokes

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.