DOE jokes
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.