DOE jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?