DOE jokes

Why does the emo kid skip class?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.