DOE jokes

Mama

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Paper

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Skeleton

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Difference

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

Shirt

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Relationship

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

Sperm Bank

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

Letter

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Gay

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Woman

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

Spectrum

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?