DOE jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?