DOE jokes
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?