DOE jokes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!