DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.