DOE jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Does this sentence make any sense?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.