DOE jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?