DOE jokes
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂