DOE jokes
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?