DOE jokes
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!