DOE jokes
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.