DOE jokes

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

How many children does Explain Bear have?

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.