DOE jokes
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!