DOE jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."