If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
DOE Jokes
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
