DOE jokes
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Really, SimSimi? Really?
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?