DOE jokes
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.