DOE jokes
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.