DOE jokes
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!