DOE jokes
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.