DOE jokes
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Memes
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝