DOE jokes
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Memes
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.