DOE jokes
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Memes
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does this mean? 👊🥩