DOE jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!