DOE jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Memes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why does my mum eat carrots?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.