DOE jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.