DOE jokes
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.