DOE jokes
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What does your head come out of... your brain?
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.