DOE jokes
Does that dick match that forehead? š
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldnāt go straight.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Why does America have more guns than people?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Memes
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why does the orphan canāt write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because itās the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.