What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
DOE Jokes
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why does America have more guns than people?
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
