DOE jokes
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.