DOE jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?