DOE jokes
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!