DOE jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Does anyone else just randomly build a lantern at 9:30pm
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.