DOE jokes
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Memes
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?