DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!