DOE jokes
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Memes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!