How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
DOE Jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
