DOE jokes

Hotdog

    • Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

    "Ketchup!"

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    • Suicide

    • People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

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    • Baseball

    • Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

    1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

    3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

    4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

    5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

    6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

    7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

    8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

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    • Kid

    • What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

    They both couldn't make it all the way.

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    • Orphan

    • Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!